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me: do ur homework

me: no

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burningbrighterstill:

on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

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"Once you’ve accepted your flaws no one can use them against you."

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dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

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